Some of the more profound words of Michael Scott.  Michael had a little brush with death and that got him thinking about how precious life is.  He was trying to scrape something off of electrical outlet and was given a pretty good jolt.  And just in case he has a son, Michael wanted to make sure that he captured the essence of life of video for him in case he was to die while his “son” was young.  Dwight video taped him hilariously show his son how to jump start a car by hooking the jumper cables up “anywhere on the engine.” 

 During the episode Michael helped throw bachelor/bachelorette parties for Phylis and Bob Vance.  Since the girls wouldn’t let him come to the party they were having for Phylis, Michael decided to have a big party for Bob cooking some “man meat” and hiring a stripper.  Todd Packer also enlighted us on the legal term of art “separate but equal” by explaining that as long as Michael hired a male stripper for the females it was fine for him to hire a female stripper for the men in the office.  This turned hilarious quickly when Michael jumped in line for a lap dance and quickly backpedaled all the way out of the warehouse to call Jan to confess.  The separate but equal “stripper” for the ladies was Benjamin Franklin – or at least Dwight was 99% sure it wasn’t the real Ben Franklin.  Anyway, the ladies were ready for a strip show and they got an uncomfortable educational experience – and Pam got asked out by good ole Ben.

 A hilarious clip during the bachelor party was when Stanly tried cutting into the steak with the plastic silverware and broke the fork.  Classic!

You can always count on Dwight to get his money’s worth.  Since the strip show was cut short, Dwight tried to put the stripper to work answering the phones for the three hours they paid for.